As you have probably seen on our Facebook page, we have a new attorney! Attorney Homer J. Simpson joined our staff this week having recently graduated from Springfield Law School. Mr. Simpson will give us an edge here at the firm due to his expertise in doughnut consumer law and nuclear plant safety. He also considers himself an expert in the study of a rare species that is colloquially know as the elusive spider pig.
Mr. Simpson is happily married and has three children whom he loves in varying degrees.